567. Muggleborns who like martial arts start a self defense class in the Room of Requirement. The reason being is that spells are nice and all but what happens if your opponent uses Expelliarmus or another disarming spell? What if they advance on you and you’re wandless? Problem solved.
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY