April152014

tyleroakley:

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

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1AM

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1AM
that-one-hot-ampora:

sketchtheartist:

bubblezxp:

dizzydicks:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

but imagine, you are sitting all alone in this thing with a cat or something, and suddenly a bomb comes and the world is literally destroyed. But for some reason, your bubble isn’t. So then radioactive zombies and stuff and it’s just a cat, you, and your bubble against a million zombies.

There are two people in this world.

no there are 7 billion

Imagine having sex In. That tent

that-one-hot-ampora:

sketchtheartist:

bubblezxp:

dizzydicks:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

but imagine, you are sitting all alone in this thing with a cat or something, and suddenly a bomb comes and the world is literally destroyed. But for some reason, your bubble isn’t. So then radioactive zombies and stuff and it’s just a cat, you, and your bubble against a million zombies.

There are two people in this world.

no there are 7 billion

Imagine having sex In. That tent

April142014
“Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.”

Porphyria R’lyeh

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11PM
realgirlsgaming:

lifeisbutts:

Oh man, I feel like I should become a terrible person and start attacking people like in the last panel.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA.

realgirlsgaming:

lifeisbutts:

Oh man, I feel like I should become a terrible person and start attacking people like in the last panel.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA.

(Source: radrangy, via badwolfofbaskerville)

11PM

shingocore:

mom and dad be like

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11PM

deaniethebeanie:

ROTBTD WEEK:  SPRING - Day 2 ;; Picnic

Aww, thanks Punz.  But I actually brought the blanket.

"….Jack.

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11PM
murrmernator:

'What do you mean we're not being renewed?’

murrmernator:

'What do you mean we're not being renewed?’

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11PM
11PM

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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11PM

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

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11PM

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

(Source: kisedbyfire, via timelords-wizards-winchesters)

11PM

mishasminions:

halalloli:

mishasminions:

I have this weird reaction to minced garlic. Whenever I eat it, I have really horrible farts—weirdly awful. I had eaten a lot of it, and we got on a flight—packed flight—completely packed, and it was one of those situations where, you know, I was on the window side, and I didn’t want to get up, I figured I’ll—I felt something building up is what I’m trying to say. And I just let a little bit out, just little by little.

Long story short, I farted, and the guy behind me fainted. A flight attendant came over and splashed water on his face and sort of resuscitated him. And his wife or girlfriend goes, “I think I smell some gas”, and they said, “Ma’am, that’s impossible, all the fuel on the plane is stored in the wings so there’s none of it that comes anywhere near the fuselage. Absolutely impossible for there to be a gas leak.” They let it go.

About an hour and a half into the flight, I thought, “I’ll be more careful this time”. I farted again, the guy faints again. Flight attendants came, and his girlfriend says, “Somebody let out some gas”. They said, “Ma’am, we told you the gas cannot leak”. The woman sitting next to them said, “No, no, somebody has to go to the bathroom”

there’s no way this man is real.he can’t be human. he just can’t

YES. OBVIOUSLY TO PRODUCE FARTS THAT CAUSE PEOPLE TO FAINT, THAT’S INCREDIBLY UNNATURAL.

YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY, HE’S SUPERNATURAL

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11PM
nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:



#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 



but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 

but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

(Source: tweeeeeets, via timelords-wizards-winchesters)

11PM
zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

(via timelords-wizards-winchesters)

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