August252014

nefertsukia:

dreamwurks:

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

Why am I addicted to this website

click click oh ok look i’ve been here five hours

(Source: hbunot)

4AM

amelia-e-shepard:

so i got this mod that lets u adopt a little argonian girl and now i literally spend all my time at home playing with her

(via serahcheyenne)

3AM
3AM

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

(via serahcheyenne)

3AM

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

image

(via serahcheyenne)

3AM

kichizone:

the-goddamazon:

fuckyeahbiguys:

"I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

This just punched me in the heart.

This is kind of why I didn’t go to pride even though I had the opportunity ;u;

(via officialpha)

3AM

mugglebornheadcanon:

567. Muggleborns who like martial arts start a self defense class in the Room of Requirement. The reason being is that spells are nice and all but what happens if your opponent uses Expelliarmus or another disarming spell? What if they advance on you and you’re wandless? Problem solved.

(Source: mousechanblogger)

2AM

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

(Source: brain-food, via serahcheyenne)

2AM

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via serahcheyenne)

2AM
waltdisneyconfessions:

"I really like most Disney sequels. My only issue is that I wish they put the same love and attention into them as they do the originals."

waltdisneyconfessions:

"I really like most Disney sequels. My only issue is that I wish they put the same love and attention into them as they do the originals."

(via serahcheyenne)

2AM
vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

These guys also go after rapists & pedophiles. One of the Anonymous “hacktivists” who leaked the evidence that led to the conviction of two rapists in the Steubenville High School rape case is actually facing more time behind bars than the rapists he exposed. (Source)

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

These guys also go after rapists & pedophiles. One of the Anonymous “hacktivists” who leaked the evidence that led to the conviction of two rapists in the Steubenville High School rape case is actually facing more time behind bars than the rapists he exposed. (Source)

(via ultrafacts)

2AM
nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

2AM

(Source: ukyh860206, via nefertsukia)

2AM

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via serahcheyenne)

2AM
“Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.”

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

(via pingouinprince)

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